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Batman: Arkham Asylum

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Platforms: PC, XBox 360, PS3

Just what's going on here anyway?

Arkham Asylum has been taken over by inmates led by Joker.  Your job is to retake the Asylum.

Is it FUN?!?!?!

Batman sure has cool toys!  You can zipline around, use the Batclaw to grab things (or enemies), spray explosive gel to detonate walls (or enemies), and of course you get your trusty Batarang which can be upgraded to throw three at once and/or a couple of varieties of "special" Batarangs.  Other than in combat, the game doesn't allow much creative use of these gadgets... but hey, the combat sure can be fun.  You can also swoop out of the air for an assault, pick up enemies and throw them at other enemies, and string enemies upside-down from gargoyles.  If you're bored of all that and stuck for new ideas, the Predator challenges provide several interesting suggestions. 

Meanwhile, you can try to find trophies left by the Riddler, Chronicles of Arkham (which get downright disturbing, especially told in that clinical, bored voice), Joker teeth to smash and riddles to solve.  The more familiar you are with the Batman franchise, the easier the riddles will be for you, although aligning those *&#%ing question marks can be annoying...

Is it interesting?

It's hard to find a creepier setting than an asylum, especially one that's trashed and appears abandoned except for various groups of people who want to murder you.  It's a decent story and I think it manages to stay true to the spirit of the Batman franchise.  The voice acting is quite good, especially Mark Hamill as Joker (who also gets all the best lines).

Will it make me want to throw my controller through my TV... again?

The aforementioned question mark riddles might, but otherwise this game is nigh on idiotproof.  You get a map from the start and you can find maps showing the locations of all the Riddler's stuff.  At times there are even arrows painted on the walls or floor to show you which way to go.  The game opens with the usual sort of tutorial about how to do what, but then throughout the game it still tells you what buttons to press and when.  If you die somewhere, the post-death screen will usually give you a hint about how to beat that area. 

Will this game consume my life?

Only if you want it to.  Tracking down the Riddler's 240 items can take time, and there are also sixteen Challenges which you can do.  Half of them are combat (stave off four waves of attackers) and half are predator (where the room is full of guys with guns and you have to take them out one by one).  There's no multiplayer option as far as I know. 

Do I want to spend that much of my life with these people?

So, who else besides me likes Joker more than Batman?  Batman is pretty true to Batman, in this game; I mean, he's very serious and heroic, but not awfully interesting. Joker is, as always, psychotically comic.  Bratty Harley Quinn, supercilious Riddler, Scarecrow, Poison Ivy, Commissioner Gordon and Oracle also make an appearance.  Sadly, Catwoman sits this one out.

Is it worth it?

Yes, unless you totally hate Batman, in which case you're probably not reading this review anyway.


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Fantasy, creativity, originality, new worlds to explore, puzzles to solve, pretty pictures, and simulated violence! These are all things we love here at AGF. This site is for people like us, and hopefully people like you, who aren't supergamers, who never make the top of any leaderboards, don't buy every single game the day it comes out and don't spend ten hours a day gaming, but who love to pick up a controller from time to time and have some fun.

I, Alice, am based in Asia (for now) and play mostly XBox 360 and DS. My family owned a Vic-20 (which debuted the same month as myself), so I've been gaming practically since birth. My gaming style could best be described as "suicidal" - that is, I'm really good at falling down holes or off cliffs, blowing myself up with grenades, and calling in airstrikes on my own position.

I am the Hatter. Only half mad, you see. Gaming since I was a wee tyke, and my mother sat me on her knee and offered Centipede, Castle, and Bouncing Babies on her blazing quick x386, with a fancy CGA monitor. Though these details may be a little too telling of my interminable timeline, they are most certainly cornerstones of my gaming persona. I dabble mostly in PC, 360, PS3, PSP, and various emulated old school console games when I am not cursing the mechanical gods, or manipulating sonic aberrations.

I am the Caterpillar. Gaming since the dawn of Nintendo and the Birth of Mega Man. Like the Hatter, I date myself but this especially the birth of Mega Man are fundamental to my gaming. To this day Mega Man is still my favorite series. I mostly play on the newer gen consoles and handhelds (PS3, 360, PSP, DS) And while I do enjoy periodic romps into PC, Retro and Indie gaming, My heart and soul lies in RPGs. Be they `w` or `j`, I play them all the same.